Originally Posted by cerven
... had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.
So, a guy has been stranded alone on a desert island for months. He has long since run out of supplies and has been living off the land. One day to his surprise he finds a gorgeous young woman dressed in a wet suit unconscious in the surf.
He rushes over to rescue the girl and manages to revive her just in time. When she comes around she explains that she had been scuba diving and was left behind by her tour boat in rough weather.
"I've been drifting for days and I thought I was going to die" says the woman, "and then you saved me." The woman blushes a little and says "I'm terribly grateful - is there anything I can do for you, anything at all?"
The man thinks for a minute and says "well, I ran out of supplies quite a while ago - I'd love a nice cold beer, but I don't suppose..."
"Say no more" says the woman, as she unzips one of the pouches on the wet suit and pulls out a frosty bottle of beer. "Here - anything else?" she asks, coyly.
The man takes a long pull on his beer and ponders a moment. "Well, I haven't had anything except banana leaves to smoke in ages - I'd kill for a cigar."
The woman unzips another pocket on the wet suit and pulls out a cutter, a lighter and a waterproof case with a Cohiba inside. She trims the cigar and lights it for the guy before handing it over.
The guy is obviously very impressed, and sits back with his beer and cigar to think over his next request. Before he can think of it, the woman starts pulling down the front zipper of her wet suit, revealing ample cleavage. She leans towards him and says, "so, would you like to play around?"
The guy is clearly taken aback, shocked even. "This is unbelievable!" he says. "The beer was impressive, and the cigar I can accept as an amazing piece of luck, but lady, there is no f***ing way you could fit a set of golf clubs in there."