The spider in question is a Great Britain Skinny Legged Lotuselisest. Notice the lightened legs, frail body and swept back design of the frontal splitter. Commonly found on Red Ferrari hoods that have weathered and cracked. What looks like a under hood egg sac is in reality a supercharged turbo egg extractor. Known for short burst of speed and long periods of inactivity. Usually not seen at night or in rain, they are most active after the dew has left the roads. When seen in public they attract a crowd before scurrying out of sight. Natural enemies are large pot holes, speed bumps, lifted 4 x 4s, poo poo's and old ladies parking SUVs. A rare sighting indeed.
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