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Man! I am sooooooo subscribed to this thread!

At first, I thought it was a pretty witty spoof!

Only in California....

:crazyeyesrotfl-eek-rotfl:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
 

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I'm sure that everyone has noticed that every LT post by both the potential buyer and seller has been in this thread, and they both registered on 12/16/09...

:popcorn:
 

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I'm sure that everyone has noticed that every LT post by both the potential buyer and seller has been in this thread, and they both registered on 12/16/09...

:popcorn:
Good point, but frankly, I don't care. This is far funnier than anything on TV!

Maybe these are a couple of out of work joke writers, since all the Tiger Woods jokes are writing themselves!

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I'm sure that everyone has noticed that every LT post by both the potential buyer and seller has been in this thread, and they both registered on 12/16/09...

:popcorn:
I just read the sellers post it is hilarious and now get why everyone was LTAO!!! Dood, Panda, Therapy, Black Friday.. ROFL

I also go to therapy for my broken leg and foot while I ride my bike with a flat tire with three large dogs and a fat GF on my back. :huh::shrug:
 

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I'm sure that everyone has noticed that every LT post by both the potential buyer and seller has been in this thread, and they both registered on 12/16/09...

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I registered today as I thought I was acquiring an Elise today. When things fell through, I suspect that the mutual friend of mine and the seller linked the seller to the thread and he signed up to explain himself. Frankly, I'm surprised he has the internet.
 

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Can the Lotus be a daily driver?

Is the insurance expensive?

Are they reliable?

I'm looking at a salvage car for $10K, seller swears there is no real damage. Sound like a good deal?

Will I be able to beat almost every other car in a street race?

What kind of cheap mods will get it to 500 hp?

Do you think it's an exotic?
 

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There is NO way this thread is real...but it is freakin hilarious anyway.

If this is for real I'll give stamosfan a free track day when he buys an elise. Panda-free.
 

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WOW . . . ROFL what the H happened in here. This has to be the best thread of all time.
 

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Subscribing, BIGTIME

where does one go about a domesticated red panda? I need one to fetch me the the TV remote.
 

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Wow. Subscribed.
 

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I registered today as I thought I was acquiring an Elise today. When things fell through, I suspect that the mutual friend of mine and the seller linked the seller to the thread and he signed up to explain himself. Frankly, I'm surprised he has the internet.
You wish! We haven't been friends forever... at least not since I caught you watching Beach Masturbation with my nephew.

When you told me you posted about the experience online, it didn't take a cyber sleuth to track you down. I've trapped a fair amount of weasels in my day. After all, how many John Stamos fans are there in the world. I could lose two fingers in a farm equipment accident and still count them all on one hand.

You always were a cry baby, but I don't know why you think it's necessary to exaggerate the condition of the car. While someone would have to pay me to drive a car that resembles colors you should only see in a baby's diaper, I would be a liar if I didn't admit the car is clean in appearance.

If you had any balls left, you'd admit the real reason you want out of the sale. Your friends are all aware of your financial difficulties after you bet your life savings on Tiger Woods Dubai.

Do everyone a favor and quit your tantrum. There's no need to continue with this charade, you're only hurting Ronald and his plans to expand his banana plantation.

If you don't put an end to this at once and apologize I'm posting the video of you doing "you know what" to mr. "you know who" to porntube.

You have until the end of business Friday.
 

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:popcorn: very entertaining! Could this really be for real?
 

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This may be the only thread that hasn't been duplicated yet in TOF!!!
 
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