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A beautiful young woman flashed me her breasts today while I was driving my Elise. Nice tan and no tan lines, but very fake-looking implants.


Also during my drive today:

A Lexus LS followed me into a gas station to ask about the car.

An Aprilia stopped next to me while I was stopped in traffic to say, "nice car."

A minivan was tailgating me on the freeway trying to take pictures with a camera phone.

A teenager yelled at me from the sidewalk, "hey, what car is that?" I said, "Lotus Elise," and then he said, "that's ridiculous! That's off the hook!"

Of course, there was more of the usual head turning by people in other cars and on the sidewalk. When parked, people tend to either stop and look, or keep walking but not look where they are going.
 

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that's awesome! LOL!


[cartman]goddamnit![/cartman]

send me my car Lotus!! AHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHHHH!
 

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she was simply comparing plastic bodywork. was hers as good as the lotus?
 

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Probably one of those chicks that are DYING to show someone her NEW breasts. Going on record here: If any women want to expose their breasts for review I'm OK with it!!:clap:
 

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Funny Dan! I went to the Dragon's Tail yesterday and had people trying to chase me down. They were hanging out of cars and screaming similar things to me, although I didn't see any women flashing their aftermarkets! I had a father and son pull up next to me while I was leaving Wendy's to ask about the car. I asked if they knew what it was and the young boy said, Yeah, it's a Lotus Elise. First kid to know what he was looking at! It's unbelievable how people react to this car! I've had some unusual cars in the past but nothing has made people hang out of their windows and scream "hell yeah!" at me.
 

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leaving wendy's...did they build it at the crossroads of chicken sandwiches?
 

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Did you get the hotties number?

Your a lucky man!
 

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Not to be a party pooper, but stupid women( car sluts) make me sick. Get a damn life and buy your own stupidass. :clap:
 

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Would you date a woman that showed her breasts to anybody driving by in a nice car?
 

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NMRJock said:
Would you date a woman that showed her breasts to anybody driving by in a nice car?
How do you define date;)
 

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Patricko said:
How do you define date;)
I had a snappy reply in mind but I would have just gotten "How do you define meaningful" in return... :no:
 

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Funny stuff...glad you're having fun with it

what color combination is your car?
 

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transio said:
Plastic surgery is a better investment! For a few thousand bucks, a woman can get any car that she wants! :p
I guess. I'd prefer to have dignity and respect AND a cool car. :)
 

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if you need a lotus at mardi gras you're a heap of trouble!
 

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if you can fog a mirror you're ok at Mardi Gras. Sad thing Mardi Gras, even the locals dont like it anymore because its turning into something stupid. Its always been about debauchery, but now its just getting trashy.
 

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Would you date a woman that showed her breasts to anybody driving by in a nice car?



why not, can't be worse than any other women, in fact she probably would be more fun/exciting than most! Just think what she could do if she was "in" your car!!
 
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