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Ha Im on it folks just like the hair loss thread and red ???? thread everyone here knows lol :facepalm
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I don't know why, but I watched it again. This dude just really irks me.
Let's see:
- Douchy stupid Megan Fox tattoos.
- Hard Top - I'm pretty sure the dumbass doesn't have it install correctly.
- Shifting - painful.
- Can't downshift 3 to 2? Huh?!?!?
- The phone? Gots ta have my phone, yo.
If you are interested, follow the vid to Retardville - sorry, Youtube. Dude gets ripped apart in the comments and of course, the obligatory Fast N Furious 'my STI is tight, yo' comments.
Let's see:
- Douchy stupid Megan Fox tattoos.
- Hard Top - I'm pretty sure the dumbass doesn't have it install correctly.
- Shifting - painful.
- Can't downshift 3 to 2? Huh?!?!?
- The phone? Gots ta have my phone, yo.
If you are interested, follow the vid to Retardville - sorry, Youtube. Dude gets ripped apart in the comments and of course, the obligatory Fast N Furious 'my STI is tight, yo' comments.
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so to save time and sum up
roof is not fitted properly - are the front brackets even fitted?
more fluid for the shifter-eek-:facepalm
oh and I'm amazed the gearbox grinds if you shift into reverse when you're rolling
It's limited to 130mph as it's unstable above that:shrug:
You have to hold the headlight lever for the high beams to stay onanic:
power steering = a quick rack, i learned something
ah and now I know why Elises are no longer available, is due to the two stage airbags not fitting :bow:
They're going to be worth a fortune as only 50 were imported every year
"So if you research there is a major suspension thing that could cause accidents (stumble of my words) blah blah blah I've really no idea
I guess he couldn't hear his phone ringing at the end....
Seriously I hate when clueless people try and sound educated:wallbang::wallbang::wallbang::wallbang:
roof is not fitted properly - are the front brackets even fitted?
more fluid for the shifter-eek-:facepalm
oh and I'm amazed the gearbox grinds if you shift into reverse when you're rolling
It's limited to 130mph as it's unstable above that:shrug:
You have to hold the headlight lever for the high beams to stay on
anic:power steering = a quick rack, i learned something
ah and now I know why Elises are no longer available, is due to the two stage airbags not fitting :bow:
They're going to be worth a fortune as only 50 were imported every year
"So if you research there is a major suspension thing that could cause accidents (stumble of my words) blah blah blah I've really no idea
I guess he couldn't hear his phone ringing at the end....
Seriously I hate when clueless people try and sound educated:wallbang::wallbang::wallbang::wallbang:
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I loved this one. It made me wonder what cars he's driven that don't do that.:facepalm, Little Tikes Cozy Coupe, maybe?oh and I'm amazed the gearbox grinds if you shift into reverse when you're rolling
You learn something new every day.
1. I didn't know that my car didn't have a lock on the outside.
2. I haven't changed my shifter fluid yet! :no:
3. You can get a chicken stuck in the engine compartment which doesn't like high RPM.
4. The car's counter steering is too slow for drifting. Good thing I don't.
5. One windshield wiper equals high performance.
6. The world's fastest car "could" be a Lotus.
7. If you supercharge the Elise you lose control. Good thing I haven't.
8. There are a bunch of extra reflectors that light up for safety.
Hey, the guy bought one and so did I so I guess we deserve some credit. :UK:
Probably the reason his roof doesn't leak is he is in Cali.
And yes the windows rattle and the alarm is really an annoyance. :tadts:
1. I didn't know that my car didn't have a lock on the outside.
2. I haven't changed my shifter fluid yet! :no:
3. You can get a chicken stuck in the engine compartment which doesn't like high RPM.
4. The car's counter steering is too slow for drifting. Good thing I don't.
5. One windshield wiper equals high performance.
6. The world's fastest car "could" be a Lotus.
7. If you supercharge the Elise you lose control. Good thing I haven't.
8. There are a bunch of extra reflectors that light up for safety.
Hey, the guy bought one and so did I so I guess we deserve some credit. :UK:
Probably the reason his roof doesn't leak is he is in Cali.
And yes the windows rattle and the alarm is really an annoyance. :tadts:
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