[NOLA911]

I am sorry if this ad was posted by a member here, but it is probably the worst and best way to sell a car I have ever seen. Yes, I know sex sells and hot girls make anything look better... but on top of your FRP Clam??? What a terrible idea!

Lotus : Elise:eBay Motors (item 270432223953 end time Jul-30-09 13:36:51 PDT)

I wish I could have been there for the planning of this picture... "YO Jenny and Barbi- you two on the hood. Tanshell, back of the car and lose some weight. Your butt is fat... Ronnie, you get to one side and act like you are rolling a joint. Donnie, you get to the other and act like you are marking your territory on the truck. Perfect."

 

[Uncle Sam]

With apologies to Robert Towne, "Forget about it. It's Alabama Jake."

 

[evomind]

he can keep his car, how much for the 2 girls?

 

[kestrel74]

he can keep his car, how much for the 2 girls?

26,000 and the car goes with them.

 

[chazzer]

My daughter used to work at "Hooters". She actually won the Washington State Hooter Girl title the year she was in College.... You must remember that those fine looking young girls are Someones Daughters...... So is that so BAD???/ :nanner2:

 

[NOLA911]

She actually won the Washington State Hooter Girl title the year she was in College..

Prove it!!

Just kidding...kinda

 

[Cardinal]

So is that so BAD???/ :nanner2:

It's bad for the front clam!

Down below on the eBay listing, someone asked the seller some questions. I didn't realize that Chrome Orange was a $4000 option in 2006. :shrug:

 

[steuspeed]

It should be $1,200 for the premium paint colors.

You can hardly see the car :shrug:

 

[Simba]

The day I put a fiberglass clam higher on the importance scale than large boobies is the day I turn in my man card and move to France. :sad:

 

[E_Swift]

Geez guys, is that thing parked in two handicapped spots at the same time?

 

[Mr. Know]

Wait...what? There was a car in that pic? :crazyeyes

 

[Noisycow]

When I think of Hooters I think of the Raisins episode of South Park.

"You guys are so much more fun than all my other customers today. You have pretty eyes."

Hooters: School of compliments and manipulation.

 

[Mr. Know]

I've been there once...the food was HORRIBLE, and the eye candy wasn't very good either...

 

[serpent]

I've been there once...the food was HORRIBLE, and the eye candy wasn't very good either...

true most of the time...

sometimes they got some nice eye candy though :up:

 

[Bavarian Motorist]

Yeah the waitresses are flirty as hell at Hooters though which obviously doesn't mean much, but any real man loves feline attention in any form.

 

[cdn_alien]

I've been there once...the food was HORRIBLE, and the eye candy wasn't very good either...

+1

The ad said that it was a 'rare' orange. Wasn't there a poll on this forum that showed it was the most popular color ever for an Elise?

 

[shokwaves]

The car just depriciated, totaled with all that weight on the clam, I'm sure some underside cracks developed.

 

[the1sen]

When I think of Hooters I think of the Raisins episode of South Park.

"You guys are so much more fun than all my other customers today. You have pretty eyes."

Hooters: School of compliments and manipulation.

everyone in here is just super lame, but you guys are really cool!

Raisins

I used to have a hat just like that except it was black and it didn't have a puffball

 

[...m...]

...the few times i've had to accompany office lunches to hooters, not only was the food terrible, but honestly, i worried that i might catch a disease every time one of the waitresses came near...

 

[CosmosMpower]

Please...2 dollar skanks are a dime a dozen. Broken front clams are a dozen crisp $100 bills to fix.