Craigy,
I very clearly understand what you're saying. What you're suggesting actually sounds delightful. You're right, I didn't read it and am suffering the consequences...
However, when someone from SoCal says they're looking for a bodykit, I firmly believe that their mental image is quite different than what someone from Hampshire would be thinking.
This place is ricer bodykit central...I see the most unimaginable abominations daily that just make me want to cry.
I'll go on record now as saying that jail time will be worth it if I ever see a slammed Elise on 20s with 10kg of stickers and a triplane funnycar wing. And a life sentence would be preferable to listening to one of the fake blowoff valve speakers in an Elise more than once...
I don't think the Brits have any idea how bad this really is here.
-la