[Donovan]

Here is a nice bordeaux red...

 

[Philygumbo]

I think thats a Ruby Red car, and I don't like the modifications. After studying the colour chart more, I think Bordeaux is a shade darker. However car colours seem to change with the light, so until I see a Bordeaux Red car next to mine I may never be sure.

 

[James A]

Oh that is like the Black Knight in Monte Python's Holy Grail, "it's only a scratch". Any good Lotus owner would have that all patched up in a couple weekends!

 

[wallabyguy]

Arthur: "I've cut your arm off!"

Black Knight: "I've had worse."

 

[James A]

Black Knight "come back I can still fight"
Arthur "you've got no arms or legs"

 

[Derek]

Here is a nice bordeaux red...

I take it that is what your car will look like after the first week of ownership

 

[Donovan]

Mine will be black so it will hide most of the damage...

 

[wallabyguy]

James,

"I'll bite you knee caps off!"

 

[James A]

Ok Robert,
"Bring me a schrubery"

 

[wallabyguy]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air weight velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

 

[rtking]

"What? Do you mean an African Swallow, or a European Swallow?"

 

[offroadr35]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air weight velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

african or european?

 

[wallabyguy]

"I don't know that! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............."

 

[zvezdah1]

I don't believ all this

Chris
"as he pulls the in on the holy hand grenade of antioch"

 

[wallabyguy]

"thou shall count to three and three shall be the number thou shall count. Thou shall not count to four nor shall ye count to two unless then proceeding to the number three. Three is the number and a right number it is. Once ye count to the number three, thou shall throw thy holy handgranade at thy enemy (a Hummer H2) and blow them to tiny bits."


One, Two, Five

No three sir.....

Three!



BOOM!