"thou shall count to three and three shall be the number thou shall count. Thou shall not count to four nor shall ye count to two unless then proceeding to the number three. Three is the number and a right number it is. Once ye count to the number three, thou shall throw thy holy handgranade at thy enemy (a Hummer H2) and blow them to tiny bits."
One, Two, Five
No three sir.....
Three!
BOOM!