[dickedup]

In my beloved Austin and this friend of mine wants me to accompany her to a Sam's Club at the La Frontera, a 328-acre commercial real estate e-commerce shopping center... located just north of Austin in that Round Rock.

Rolling out of there I look down at her receipt and there bigger than Dallas is printed: Club Manager - Colin Chapman.

rotfl

First time I'd ever been into a Sam's Club. I'm a Costco *******!

 

[...m...]

First time I'd ever been into a Sam's Club. I'm a Costco *******!

...sam's inventory is generally more simplified, and lighter...

 

[dickedup]

Noticed that compadre!

...sam's inventory is generally more simplified, and lighter...

Did not notice any steam locomotives available for sale like at a Costco. They each have their place I reckon.

 

[Baysailor]

No... he lives in Midlothian, VA and works at a Verizon Store! -poke-
http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f3/i-met-colin-chapman-today-75959/

 

[dickedup]

You sharpshooting me boy?!

No... he lives in Midlothian, VA and works at a Verizon Store! -poke-
http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f3/i-met-colin-chapman-today-75959/

Nice tale by the way. Have no idea what the Texan Colin Chapman looks like.

 

[LotusStig22]

So kidnap him and bring him back to Lotus of America.
Better get some rope and a Jack Daniels + Coke mixture mate.