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My kids are all off at grandma's house right now.

In order to facilitate communication with them in a manner that is not intrusive to their visit, we allowed RK1 to get an email address.

Being a dork, I sent her a few questions (originally asked by George Carlin -RIP) to ponder and then answer.

I thought her responses were rather cute and thought I'd share a few with ya. I got a chuckle and it brightened my day a bit. Perhaps someone here who is having a bad day can get a slight repose from it.


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Failceeded

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Mussolini's

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
I don't know... he doesn't seem to have a problem with it until he needs to hide. So either turtles are streakers and he's homeless or he needs to get a job and he's naked. either or.
 

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smart gal she is !!
 
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