You can't put that on an Elise. Elise is clearly a female.
Does that company make a "cargina"?
You just have to make sure you back into parking spaces so that no male cars can get access ...
... being a Lotus, you can expect 3-4 days a months when your car will treat you poorly and won't feel like playing.
Just leave her alone, tell her she's still pretty, and go play with your other car.
In the meantime, put an absorbant mat in the garage to catch the leakage.