[X000000101]

Alright...some U.S. Elise's have been delivered...whose sex life has already been documented enhanced due to Elise ownership???

Was also just considering...initial sex life maybe degrades because you're only paying attention to driving and the Elise...neglecting to notice wife, girlfriend, or sexy woman waving from car next to you...?

Just killing another day of waiting.......

David

 

[agent.5]

Are you soliciting stories that begin with

Dear Penthouse,

 

[smoseley]

Yes !!! Please !!! :clap:

 

[Craigy]

shallow.

Craigy

 

[Sownman]

neglecting to notice wife, girlfriend, or sexy woman waving from car next to you...?

Just killing another day of waiting.......

David

I've been a bit concerned that the Elise will cut into my girl watching while stuck in traffic. It's always nice to get stuck waiting in traffic next to a well endowed young woman with seatbelt emphasizing her boobs.Now the Lotus will keep me sitting too low to even see over her door.

On the plus side I suppose while driving close to the curb the view of legs will be nice from such a low angle.


Steve

 

[shay2nak]

LOL!! I'm hoping the Elise will net me a "sugar mama." Hey I want to retire by 40, look after the kids & dog, wander aimlessly in my elise and sit on my ass all day @ starbucks.

 

[khamai]

Seems to me that given the size and shape of the Elise cockpit that like all other Lotus cars it can be considered a contraceptive device.

And you thought getting in and out was difficult with the hood on...

 

[smoseley]

Forget ever picking your nose again w/o being noticed!

 

[BrianK]

Forget ever picking your nose again w/o being noticed!

omg. driving will never be the same for me. hehee

 

[khamai]

Forget ever picking your nose again w/o being noticed!

What will we do while waiting for the signal to change?

 

[BrianK]

What will we do while waiting for the signal to change?

I think I see another Sector 111 accessory. Carbon fiber, under-dash, faux nose that we can dig around in without anyone knowing. shinoo?

 

[MotorCade]

picking your nose? heck, with as low as the elise is, you won't even be able to scratch your crotch without everyone around you noticing!

Cade

 

[agent.5]

LOL!! I'm hoping the Elise will net me a "sugar mama." Hey I want to retire by 40, look after the kids & dog, wander aimlessly in my elise and sit on my ass all day @ starbucks.

Why wait till 40?

 

[girlracer]

You guys should try being a female driving a hot car!! I drive to my gym in the mornings, in my scrappy gym gear and my just outta bed hair, and I may as well be wearing nothing: guys love chicks in TVR's!

 

[Modern Wedgie]

Girlracer,

Do you ever get followed? I am a little nervous about this possibility after mikester's CO car chase.

 

[girlracer]

No, that's never happened. Besides - they'd never catch me! I usually just get thumbs up, smiles, people mouthing 'great car', or guys winding down their window and getting me to do the same so they can ask about the car, or just tell me it's cool. There seems to be a lot of respect, I never get any jealousy, which is amazing but really nice. A lot of guys seem thrilled to see a girl in a fast car, they're like "You go girl!!"

 

[Surferjer]

I got a marriage proposal 12 miles out of the dealership. Since I'm already married, I declined. But it was a nice gesture!

 

[babak]

I got a marriage proposal 12 miles out of the dealership. Since I'm already married, I declined. But it was a nice gesture!

You're joking right?

 

[jml1952]

You guys should try being a female driving a hot car!! guys love chicks in TVR's!

File this under "DUH"!

Guys love chicks in hot cars, not so hot cars, bed hair, perfectly coifed hair, no hair, scrappy gym gear, elegant formal wear, tight clothes, loose clothes, no clothes, etc., etc.

GUYS LOVE CHICKS. :clap:

The hot car is what we call a "pretext". Gives the guy an icebreaker, an excuse to feel out the hot chick to see if he has a snowball's chance in hell of making a connection (usually those are about his odds of success, but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in awhile, so guys keep trying).

HUMOR US. BE GENTLE.

 

[shay2nak]

Why wait till 40?

your're right! i was going to say 35 which is when i really want to retire but i doubt it will happen.

and yes i love chics in sports cars! :clap: