[CAErven]

Just to be clear - I have cats and love them - this is all for fun - it IS funny so some of you be cool

 

[Hans Stuck]

Just to be clear - I have cats and love them - this is all for fun - it IS funny so some of you be cool

And I hate all cats with a passion. But I wouldn't personally kill any animal. There are many people I'd like to kill ... but I digress.

If all cats magically disappeared from the face of the Earth ... I'd be fine with that.

 

[OneFastLotus]

And I hate all cats with a passion. If all cats magically disappeared from the face of the Earth ... I'd be fine with that.

Interestingly enough, if your remove "cats" and replaced it with Hans stuck I think some people on this forum would feel the same way as you for once!.

 

[zvezdah1]

Interestingly enough, if your remove "cats" and replaced it with Hans stuck I think some people on this forum would feel the same way as you for once!.

Jenn:clap: :bow:

Cats are exc. judges of character btw!
Chris

 

[jac]

I have a great idea for you

I have a Yellow lab. He always hopped on the couch. He never slept on his dog bed. 4th of july weekend i had a big party 2 kegs etc. One of my friends passed out on my couch and had a bathroom break in the middle of the night . We call him the Couch pisser now.

Now my dog wont lay on the couch!!!!!

 

[genieman17]

I have a great idea for you

I have a Yellow lab. He always hopped on the couch. He never slept on his dog bed. 4th of july weekend i had a big party 2 kegs etc. One of my friends passed out on my couch and had a bathroom break in the middle of the night . We call him the Couch pisser now.

Now my dog wont lay on the couch!!!!!

Are you trying to tell the guy to piss on his car? :huh: :no:

 

[Hans Stuck]

Are you trying to tell the guy to piss on his car? :huh: :no:

deleted by randy.



Like cats, I ain't going anywhere. Deal with it.

 

[bboersma]

In my alley behind my condo the cats have to compete with the 20 lb. rats...rats are tough so maybe you should get a pet rat?

 

[girlracer]

There's nothing like a thread on animals to quickly sort out the nice guys from the potential serial killers! Very handy.

 

[jtanner]

There's nothing like a thread on animals to quickly sort out the nice guys from the potential serial killers! Very handy.

Ahhh, but which is which? After a serial killer is apprehended, don't most neighbors make comments like, "He was such a nice, quiet boy." and "He always had a lot of cats..."?

Jim

 

[girlracer]

Good point! In that case, I'm more confused than ever!

 

[agent.5]

Interestingly enough, if your remove "cats" and replaced it with Hans stuck I think some people on this forum would feel the same way as you for once!.

I think Hank is a lawyer. Now why will we want to kill all the loving lawyers that we have in this country.

For the record, I like animals, including all cats. So, don't kill them.

 

[zvezdah1]

If we start talking about how to kill lawyers wouldn't we have to change the thread title...... "how to kill a rat????"

Just kidding don't any of you legal types sue me, haven't got anything of any value anyway unless you want my car payment!
Chris
Disclaimer, no lawyers were injured or killed in the creation of this message.

 

[CAErven]

LOL

 

[Donovan]

Real men don't own cats, they own dogs.

This is our newest member of the family, a real man's dog!

4 pounds soaking wet...

 

[fitfan]

I allways had pet bunny rabbits myself, trained even! "bucky" was allways getting a greasy back hopping around under the TVR... Hmm... maybe that says more about TVR's than rabbits???

 

[BarryB]

I had the same problem when I had my Elan. The neighbor would let their cat out, it would dig it's claws in my car cover. Sometimes it would sleep on top the car too, and I'd find tons of hair there. I went and confronted the neighbory, she said, she never even let's it outside. So I camped out by the window until the cat jumped on the car, and opened the door and scared it off.

About the 3rd time I did this, the neighbor came over and asked me not to scare her cat. Uh, wtf, what happened to you never letting your cat out. We never spoke after that, the lying deceitful biotch.

Barry

 

[Lumn8r]

My new kitten wants the Elise too.

 

[BRUK]

It's Lotus' fault for making such a comfy top. It's probably a touring pack car.

Mine sits on my S1 Liz roof and has done most nights for about 4 years, if it ever used its claws however I'd have to remove them with pliers.


hth

 

[DesignIt]

It finally occured to me what's wrong. You should teach the cat to be inside the car acting as the co-pilot instead of on the roof.

Or, alternatively as a rear window bobblehead.

Don't try this at home. Professional cat, closed course.

John