That is so funny! You need to add:Excuses given by Lotus pizza delivery drivers:
I love to drive the car, and this pays for the gas.
There was a semi which was jack-knifed on the road, this was the only car which could get under the semi to deliver the pizza.
I stole it, but the police never stop the pizza deliver guy.
The sign gives me more down-force.
I put the sign up there because too many cars claimed they couldn't see me.
I wanted some part of my car to rise above my belly button.
I ordered the "shark fin" antenna, but this is what they shipped.
The glow of the sign is very romantic for dates.
It is a rub plate, in case I flip the car.
I ordered a sign which said "Dominatrix", meh, printing errors.
Could be put on the passenger seat?You can actually fit a pie back there? If I put my Esprit roof panel in the boot I'm pretty much done for space.
Great idea to have fun with your car and make money at the same time :clap:
Watch out for that 'grease fire' -eek-
A friend of mine has one and his is magnetic. Looks like maybe suction cups on the front and back?I thought those signs were magnetic...