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Do you deliver to Illinois?

Can people request you specifically? That'd be cool - "yeah, I only have pizza delivered by Lotus drivers. I have standards, you know."

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I have been really wanting to give pizza boy a try in my Elise for an evening! It does seem like such a cool idea! And how awsome would it be to drop off pizza and then see the peoples faces!
 

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haha awesome
 

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funny as hell.
 

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Excuses given by Lotus pizza delivery drivers:
I love to drive the car, and this pays for the gas.
There was a semi which was jack-knifed on the road, this was the only car which could get under the semi to deliver the pizza.
I stole it, but the police never stop the pizza deliver guy.
The sign gives me more down-force.
I put the sign up there because too many cars claimed they couldn't see me.
I wanted some part of my car to rise above my belly button.
I ordered the "shark fin" antenna, but this is what they shipped.
The glow of the sign is very romantic for dates.
It is a rub plate, in case I flip the car.
I ordered a sign which said "Dominatrix", meh, printing errors.
 

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Excuses given by Lotus pizza delivery drivers:
I love to drive the car, and this pays for the gas.
There was a semi which was jack-knifed on the road, this was the only car which could get under the semi to deliver the pizza.
I stole it, but the police never stop the pizza deliver guy.
The sign gives me more down-force.
I put the sign up there because too many cars claimed they couldn't see me.
I wanted some part of my car to rise above my belly button.
I ordered the "shark fin" antenna, but this is what they shipped.
The glow of the sign is very romantic for dates.
It is a rub plate, in case I flip the car.
I ordered a sign which said "Dominatrix", meh, printing errors.
That is so funny! You need to add:
You ordered the express delivery?
 

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It all just fell into place
 

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I would do this: pull up, deliver the pizza, when the guy says how much, you stand back a bit so he can't miss the car, hold up your hands and say "Please, it's on me" and then walk away.
 

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I thought those signs were magnetic...
 

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You can actually fit a pie back there? If I put my Esprit roof panel in the boot I'm pretty much done for space.

Great idea to have fun with your car and make money at the same time :clap:

Watch out for that 'grease fire' -eek-
 

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You can actually fit a pie back there? If I put my Esprit roof panel in the boot I'm pretty much done for space.

Great idea to have fun with your car and make money at the same time :clap:

Watch out for that 'grease fire' -eek-
Could be put on the passenger seat?
I thought those signs were magnetic...
A friend of mine has one and his is magnetic. Looks like maybe suction cups on the front and back?
 

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One thing that would suck, though, is if, to get to a customer, you have to take poor-condition roads on which you wouldn't normally drive.
 

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i'd pop off the roof, and move the pizza fin to the bootlid - between the vents...shark attack!!!
 

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Get one for each side of the car, use them to reduce door dings! Be sure to aim your "winglets" slightly downward, so you don't gain flight at high speeds.
 

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Very cool - but...

you are taking two parking spots! :)
 

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