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Perhaps for future vehicular trials it will be known as the Hummer Tactic.

Good thing the defense didn't blow this opportunity...
 

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I should've known the puns will run amok. :D
 

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Just as long as they don't suck, or go down in quality.
 

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A mercedes convertible - I love the sound of those cars - that deep, throaty exhaust...If I was on the jury I would make her get down on her knees to beg for mercy:D
 

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That same jury may find the scenario a little hard to swallow...
 

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Yes - I heard she was hoping for a hung jury:D
 

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Otherwise, she might get sacked.
 

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I feel bad for her - she already done her share of hard time...

Since we are talking about possible jail term, I came across this on the internet yesterday:
 

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If the prosecution penetrates too deeply into lurid details, the judge may just have to issue a gag order.
 

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Could you imagine if it happened in an elise - Lotus interruptus:D
 

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ivan1 said:
Could you imagine if it happened in an elise - Lotus interruptus:D
Then she would truly be deflowered.
 

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Funny- they don't mention in the article if the driveshaft was intact...
 

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more than likely it was leaking fluid....
 

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Hopefully she retained a good lawyer who can stroke the jury.
 

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Im sure she hopes all her lawyers erections - I mean objections - are sustained...
 

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this could go on all night... I need to eat some dinner.... to be continued I am sure....:)
 

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She testified that the last thing she remembered hearing before the car hit the trees was the driver yelling "heads up"
 
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