The wheels are OEM--Escalade OEM, at that. I just don't understand what possesses some people. The rocker panel in the picture resembles a hideously squeezed tube of toothpaste, while the rear's..."diffuser" (or whatever the heck they're calling that...thing...) looks like a string of white IKEA magazine holders glued to the undercarriage upside down. To make matters worse, the "press-on-nails body kit" is painted a slightly different shade of white than the rest of the car.
Lastly, what's with the weird single center-exit exhaust? It reminds me, for some crazy reason, of the head that pops out of the murk in the "Trash Masher" scene in Star Wars IV: A New Hope then quickly retracts under water.
Fetch me a bucket....
--Scott