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" i got back to town after a long trip and told the cab driver to take me where the action is--- and he took me to my house.:huh:
 

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"everytime I get in the elevator the operator looks at me and asks 'basement?'
 

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"So I told my son, 'Son, some day you'll have kids of your own'. He answered back, 'Yeah, Dad. Some day you will too!' "
 

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My favorite Rodney:

"Bought a used car - found my wife's dress in the back seat."
 

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No Respect

"I don't wanna say my wife's cookin' is bad - but the FLIES fixed the hole in the back door screen!":clap:
 

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"My wife's cooking is so bad that, in my house, we pray AFTER dinner." Ba-dum!
 

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When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled through."
 

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when i got married my wife told me i was 1 in a million. i found out she was right.
 

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"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
 

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When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
 

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I bought my kid a bow and arrow for Christmas, he gave me a tee shirt with a bullseye on it. I get no repsect, no respect.
 

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"One year they wanted to make me poster boy--for birth control. "
 
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