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NY times article today got me thinking about it. What do you think? (no peeking!)
 

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Well, it's got a curvy, hourglass figure and is called 'Elise' ...

But then it's got big buggy eyes, an evil grin, and comes in Krypton Green ...

It's a female mantis !!
 

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Wasn't it Randy who posted the "vulval" view? Girl!

Mine's blue, so maybe she's a tomboy . . .
 

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Bobby said:
It's got the curves of a girl and the muscles of a boy....

Must be a Tranny! :eek:
You're forgetting "small in stature" and "quick and agile."

That would make it a female gymnast! Ooh baby!
 

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"the muscles of a boy...." ?!?!?! It's got 7 more HP, and a crap load less torque than my bug !!
 

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All cars are girls, why do you think men love them so.
lol :D

So thats why women like SUV's and Minivans: they're big fat and ugly !!
 

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Cars is cars. Parts is parts. It's neither a boy, nor a girl. And it certainly should never be called Liz.
 

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Donkey from Shrek (minor edit), " well of course your a girl elise, I can tell from all your feminine beauty and charm":D
 

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Somebody recently commented to me that femininity is characterized by a balance between power and grace. Viewed in that light, I submit that the Elise is indeed feminine, in the way that female athletes are.
 
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