Trolling lessons....Trolling require trollees. Trollees have to take themselves and their cause so seriously that they can be baited into a debate in such a subtle manner that they never notice your debate is getting more and more outlandish with every post.
I discussed the merits of chickens as pets on the PETA boards and it turned into a debate on whether we should genetically alter chickens to be featherless so those of us who wanted chickens for a pet who lived in apartments wouldn't have to deal with the moulting mess on his couch. We had previously agreed chicken sized diapers were the only sure fire solution to the poop mess in spite of several of the PETA posters claiming their own pet chickens used litter boxes, and we were at an impasse over whether chickens played little pianos because they were smart or because they were responding to a food reflex.
It got boring real quick because trolling requires an audiance who knows you're trolling and none of the PETA posters ever got it. However, I can only hope there was at least one pet chicken looking over the shoulder of his PETA activist "master" as he was fervently debating me on the merits of the morality of eating chicken eggs because as leftists we believe in abortion and, after all, an egg is only an unborn fetus, so therefore was OK to eat, and clucking to himself "Dude you is being played."
That is fun stuff.
Troll is short for troller.... someone who's trolling for fish. EliseDude seems to have caught a couple big ones in this thread.1FASTMX5 said:LOL. I'm just curious. What would be the official definition of the word troll be. I know I have a general understanding but I was just curious as to ones intent.
Yes, the little dancing man is a visual representation of what's going on in my head in waiting for my Saffron ElisebanTT0r said:1fastmx5 I like your little guy going side to side, I watch him/her for hours
as far as the featherless chickens goes, the diaper size you woud need for featherless chickens is way off featherd chicken diapers.
only way I would take my chicken for a drive in my elise is a diapered chicken.
if you love your chicken take them parasailing.
never choke a chicken but if you must, make sure you are not being video taped
also never make friend with chickens you will later eat
Ah, very important tip, thanks! I remember in the early days of the MKII ('91-95), I heard several stories of people who had bolted cell phone holders to the center tunnel between seats, only to find out later that they had just punctured the fuel tank.Arno said:Just don't drill in the lower part right behind the seats...
The fuel tank is behind that. Don't want to pucture it