I was a little bored on the train ride home (obviously) so please excuse my lame elise humor....
Ode to Elise
While the arrival of my car is months away,
I find myself glued to elisetalk night and day
Great pictures, discussions and lively debate,
on losing another 2 ounces of weight
While the ranting and ravings of Ridgemanron are missed,
he should’ve known better than to get Randy pissed
So anxiously I await my yellow elise,
with which, no doubt, I’ll meet lots of police
I daydream about racing around curves,
giving Boxsters and Bimmers the whipping they deserves
I visualize the contortions - going in-out, in-out,
you perv- of the car I’m talking about
I’ve warned my gal that I might just neglect her,
my new love is Elise despite that reflector
I know Lotus offers more colors than Lincoln,
but Aubergine and Krypton - what were you thinkin?
I apologize to Lotus for airing some gripes
you can make it up to me with black wheels and racing stripes
When will it get here? by summer it might -
No doubt before Lotus updates its website
If not I’ll cry like a baby with colic,
but I’ll thank God my deposit aint with Symbolic
Sorry if some of you are getting hosed,
What’s that? Lotus Admin says this thread be closed
Legal disclaimer:
The opinions and views expressed above are not necessarily the views of elisetalk or its employees. They are not meant to insult or offend any individual dealer or manufacturer, police officers or babys with colic. Its just a joke so get over it.
Ode to Elise
While the arrival of my car is months away,
I find myself glued to elisetalk night and day
Great pictures, discussions and lively debate,
on losing another 2 ounces of weight
While the ranting and ravings of Ridgemanron are missed,
he should’ve known better than to get Randy pissed
So anxiously I await my yellow elise,
with which, no doubt, I’ll meet lots of police
I daydream about racing around curves,
giving Boxsters and Bimmers the whipping they deserves
I visualize the contortions - going in-out, in-out,
you perv- of the car I’m talking about
I’ve warned my gal that I might just neglect her,
my new love is Elise despite that reflector
I know Lotus offers more colors than Lincoln,
but Aubergine and Krypton - what were you thinkin?
I apologize to Lotus for airing some gripes
you can make it up to me with black wheels and racing stripes
When will it get here? by summer it might -
No doubt before Lotus updates its website
If not I’ll cry like a baby with colic,
but I’ll thank God my deposit aint with Symbolic
Sorry if some of you are getting hosed,
What’s that? Lotus Admin says this thread be closed
Legal disclaimer:
The opinions and views expressed above are not necessarily the views of elisetalk or its employees. They are not meant to insult or offend any individual dealer or manufacturer, police officers or babys with colic. Its just a joke so get over it.