[ivan1]

I was a little bored on the train ride home (obviously) so please excuse my lame elise humor....

Ode to Elise

While the arrival of my car is months away,
I find myself glued to elisetalk night and day

Great pictures, discussions and lively debate,
on losing another 2 ounces of weight

While the ranting and ravings of Ridgemanron are missed,
he should’ve known better than to get Randy pissed

So anxiously I await my yellow elise,
with which, no doubt, I’ll meet lots of police

I daydream about racing around curves,
giving Boxsters and Bimmers the whipping they deserves

I visualize the contortions - going in-out, in-out,
you perv- of the car I’m talking about

I’ve warned my gal that I might just neglect her,
my new love is Elise despite that reflector

I know Lotus offers more colors than Lincoln,
but Aubergine and Krypton - what were you thinkin?

I apologize to Lotus for airing some gripes
you can make it up to me with black wheels and racing stripes

When will it get here? by summer it might -
No doubt before Lotus updates its website

If not I’ll cry like a baby with colic,
but I’ll thank God my deposit aint with Symbolic

Sorry if some of you are getting hosed,
What’s that? Lotus Admin says this thread be closed



Legal disclaimer:
The opinions and views expressed above are not necessarily the views of elisetalk or its employees. They are not meant to insult or offend any individual dealer or manufacturer, police officers or babys with colic. Its just a joke so get over it.

 

[Prolene]

Witty! You, Sir, are a poet!

 

[Lotus F1]

Ahahaha, thats great! Just read that to get a whole update for the last few months of posts!

 

[James A]

I love it!

 

[ConeFusion]

Great work, man, that's very cool!

 

[shay2nak]

excellent work, my friend!!

 

[SeaBayR]

Cheers to you.

And may the list be with you.

 

[Canyon Carver]

This is one of the best threads I've read since I've been on this forum

 

[cantwaitforelise]

That was great!

 

[babak]

Nicely done.

 

[ivan1]

thanks.feel free to add any lines of your own....

 

[tidalwdave]

Nice, usually when people make up a peom about a car, it's stupid. Yours was very funny! Thanks!

 

[zvezdah1]

IVAN,
If you make a poem like this before you have the car, what are you going to do to top it when you get one!!
Chris

 

[ivan1]

I paln on ending my writing career and spending my time driving and washing and polishing...

 

[banTTor]

I posted this on the official board way back and got lotus admin worried.

Its not as good as yours 1van but I wanted to share none the less.

I dedicate this to Lotus Admin

fur Elise

dark and rainy was the night we met
glancing over I knew one I had to get

looking over, tempted to jump inside her
thinking twice over how much I need her

for all those curves shining and wanting
roads winding or twisted is not daunting

light and nimble from first day born
never should one mess with her horn

pushing her harder and harder to the floor
officer dont bust me, I can take no more

 

[ivan1]

looking over, tempted to jump inside her

for all those curves shining and wanting

pushing her harder and harder to the floor
officer dont bust me, I can take no more

Nice work, but you better make sure people know you are writing about a car or you will get yourself in trouble