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This is quite off topic, but I received this email a few weeks ago, and it was one of the funniest I had seen in a while.
In many ways parallels to car selection and lotus ownership could be drawn. And could be considered my life's story.......
Male Cycle
(1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend with big tits.
(2) When I was 16, I got a
girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
(3) In college I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was
an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.
(4) When I was 25, I found a
very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
(5) When I was 28, I found
an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable
as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some real ambition.
(6) When I turned 30, I found a
smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
big tits.
Brian
In many ways parallels to car selection and lotus ownership could be drawn. And could be considered my life's story.......
Male Cycle
(1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend with big tits.
(2) When I was 16, I got a
girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
(3) In college I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was
an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.
(4) When I was 25, I found a
very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
(5) When I was 28, I found
an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable
as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some real ambition.
(6) When I turned 30, I found a
smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
big tits.
Brian
