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This is quite off topic, but I received this email a few weeks ago, and it was one of the funniest I had seen in a while.

In many ways parallels to car selection and lotus ownership could be drawn. And could be considered my life's story.......

Male Cycle

(1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend with big tits.

(2) When I was 16, I got a
girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

(3) In college I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was
an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.

(4) When I was 25, I found a
very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.

(5) When I was 28, I found
an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable
as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some real ambition.

(6) When I turned 30, I found a
smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
big tits.

Brian
 

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Girls with big tits rule!

Thanks for the morning laugh Mr. Harper!
 

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I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
big tits.
Agreed. And could be achieved with a segway to the transgender thread. Exciting times. :shrug:
 

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My wife loved that. We share everything after 37 yrs LOL
 

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I too have been through a similar full cycle, and now I have a girl friend with big tits; unfortunately she hates to ride in the S260 – it may have something to do with harmonic motions from the Lotus’ short wheel base and LA freeway expansion joints.
 

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LA freeway expansion joints will shake the fillings out of your teeth. It was so bad I hopped on the surface streets to get to Long Beach; ended up driving through Compton (oops).
 

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I would like to share a personal experience about drinking and driving. This is a first for me, as I normally don’t preach to others. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over ...the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage and I don't know what to do with it.
 

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LMAO @ MIdlife!
 
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