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Er... well...

I have a Lotus.

I have been laid, at least twice that I know of.

I don't know for sure if there is any correlation.

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^^^^ Ahh but did the two instances occur IN the Lotus? That would be a more direct correlation.

rotfl rotfl rotfl
 

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I have a Lotus and just laid some flooring in my basement.
 

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Im going to guess my lotus has prevented me from getting laid way more than it has gotten me laid. If it ever got me laid.

Working late nights fixing it/cleaning it. Instead of going to bed. :p
 

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This thread is disgusting.

Why don't you discuss REAL SERIOUS Lotus stuff?
(Use my threads as examples)

giggle giggle *click*rotfl

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I have 2 Lotus's and I laid down to go to sleep last nite !
 

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My car has never gotten me laid; I have always chalked it up to my razor-sharp wit and boyish good looks. :p
 

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^^^^ Ahh but did the two instances occur IN the Lotus? That would be a more direct correlation.
No.

So... what did you do to get laid before you had a Lotus?
I live in the AL. Can't remember the BL years except to say that the two times in question were during the BL years. Perhaps my wife could see into the future, knew I was going to get a Lotus, and that's what got me laid?

That you know of ??
Well, ...that can be reasonably concluded via the existence of offspring.

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I am confused...

I have read threads on getting laid here on Lotus talk and I have read threads on the Lotus here too.

Ahhh... threads must have been merged...

never mind.
 
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