My Lotus got me laid!

^^^^ Ahh but did the two instances occur IN the Lotus? That would be a more direct correlation.

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I have a Lotus and just laid some flooring in my basement.

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I can't tell you how many times I've been horizontal in my Lotus!

Oh wait... that's horizontal, <b>under</b> my Lotus... on a crawler...

Nevermind...

Love the thread title! Actually the Lotus seems to be pretty good at assisting the process. LOL

Im going to guess my lotus has prevented me from getting laid way more than it has gotten me laid. If it ever got me laid.

Working late nights fixing it/cleaning it. Instead of going to bed.

xtn said:

Er... well...

I have a Lotus.

I have been laid, at least twice that I know of.

I don't know for sure if there is any correlation.

xtn

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So... what did you do to get laid before you had a Lotus? :shrug:

That you know of ??

:shrug:

sweet&low said:

So... what did you do to get laid before you had a Lotus? :shrug:

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Whipped out the hand cream, some tissue, and a recent issue of Cosmopolitan perhaps?

Getting laid got me a "Lotus"

This thread is disgusting.

Why don't you discuss REAL SERIOUS Lotus stuff?
(Use my threads as examples)

giggle giggle *click*rotfl

--Hal

I have 2 Lotus's and I laid down to go to sleep last nite !

My car has never gotten me laid; I have always chalked it up to my razor-sharp wit and boyish good looks.

PhlypSide said:

^^^^ Ahh but did the two instances occur IN the Lotus? That would be a more direct correlation.

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No.

sweet&low said:

So... what did you do to get laid before you had a Lotus?

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I live in the AL. Can't remember the BL years except to say that the two times in question were during the BL years. Perhaps my wife could see into the future, knew I was going to get a Lotus, and that's what got me laid?

mikester said:

That you know of ??

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Well, ...that can be reasonably concluded via the existence of offspring.

xtn

PhlypSide said:

^^^^ Ahh but did the two instances occur IN the Lotus? That would be a more direct correlation.

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That would be one hell of a skill, to do your business in the space of a lotus:crazyeyes

chapster5 said:

That would be one hell of a skill, to do your business in the space of a lotus:crazyeyes

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it has been done and discussed before...i think

LOTUS POSITION

xtn said:

Er... well...

I have a Lotus.

I have been laid, at least twice that I know of.

I don't know for sure if there is any correlation.

xtn

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Heck. that is nothing. I get laid all the time. Well, at least every time my wife is in the mood. The Lotus did not change anything.

I am confused...

I have read threads on getting laid here on Lotus talk and I have read threads on the Lotus here too.

Ahhh... threads must have been merged...

never mind.

chapster5 said:

That would be one hell of a skill, to do your business in the space of a lotus:crazyeyes

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Yeah didn't some whackjob say he had 4 people in his Lotus, one on his (driver) and one on his wife's lap or something?

Demonized said:

Yeah didn't some whackjob say he had 4 people in his Lotus, one on his (driver) and one on his wife's lap or something?

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BUT!

there was no pictures for proof of that, so how do we know :shrug: