[cashxdr]

Me: I'll take a Carlsberg draft and a yagerboom
Bartender: You look so sad and lonely Mr Cash, would you like me to call a woman for you?
Me: No thank you. On second though, make that a double
Bartender: Ah, two girls, you know how to party Mr Cash
Me: No, 2 shots
Bartender: Do you want me to wait til they get here to get shots
Me: No I want two shots of yager and no women
Bartender: Ah, I can call a man for you
Me: (shaking my head, about to strangle this guy) I just want a beer and 2 shots of yager and some redbull!!!
Batender: Oh sorry sir, we are not serving yet
Me: (feeling sad and lonely)

 

[Plackslayer]

Maybe you should have taken him up on his offer to pass the time till your drinks were available!

 

[addertooth]

He was probably wise, you don't want to dally with rental women from that area.

 

[ExCDriN]

im willing to bet money that u are on the uss enterprise are u not? =].
my wife is there right now too.

 

[addertooth]

I would have guessed he is a DoD contractor, for various reasons.

 

[cashxdr]

DOD

 

[cashxdr]

ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME!?!

It just happened again, I must look terrible.

But I got my shot and beer this time

 

[sturgeongeneral]

ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME!?!

It just happened again, I must look terrible.

But I got my shot and beer this time

But did you get the girls???

 

[Plackslayer]

cashxdr congrats on the drink.

I hope things work out better for you - maybe you need to find a nice car to go drive... REALLY FAST. The windblown look is always better than not feeling good.