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Me: I'll take a Carlsberg draft and a yagerboom
Bartender: You look so sad and lonely Mr Cash, would you like me to call a woman for you?
Me: No thank you. On second though, make that a double
Bartender: Ah, two girls, you know how to party Mr Cash
Me: No, 2 shots
Bartender: Do you want me to wait til they get here to get shots
Me: No I want two shots of yager and no women
Bartender: Ah, I can call a man for you
Me: (shaking my head, about to strangle this guy) I just want a beer and 2 shots of yager and some redbull!!!
Batender: Oh sorry sir, we are not serving yet
Me: (feeling sad and lonely)
 

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He was probably wise, you don't want to dally with rental women from that area.
 

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I would have guessed he is a DoD contractor, for various reasons.
 

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ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME!?!

It just happened again, I must look terrible.

But I got my shot and beer this time
 

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cashxdr congrats on the drink.

I hope things work out better for you - maybe you need to find a nice car to go drive... REALLY FAST. The windblown look is always better than not feeling good.
 
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