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No, not for the obvious "wind-in-the-hair" reason....

I need a new haircut. Something with long hair. Every time I drive the Elise, I feel these 2 bumps on top of my head grow a little. I'm afraid that by the time I get to 1000 miles, I'm going to have horns 6 inches long. I need to find a way to cover these growths. Afro?

This car is insane. It brings out the devil in me like no other car ever has. It calls to me from the garage and when I get there, there, it is surrounded by a little fog that I have to wade through. I am powerless to stop myself. It sucks me into it's seat and takes me out for another drive. Once underway, it keeps insulting me, suggesting I am not enough of a driver for it, mocking me for my feeble attempts at reaching its limits. It keeps pushing me to go faster and faster and all I succeed in doing is humiliating myself. It wants my soul. I think it is going to succeed in sucking the license out of me.

And yet, it has such a delicate and sweet name, so unlike the devil's tool it is!

Ara
 

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Dead on!
 

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Wow, I hope you wipe off the tail pipe when you're done!:D
 
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