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Spent a bit of last week detailing the interior and pulled the seats for a thorough cleaning and what did I find? A little matchbox with some form of sniffable drug, a CD from a no talent rapper (description brought to you by the department of redundancy department) and the missing passenger sun visor, complete with novelty warning sticker. I suppose the Elise wasn't doing the trick to pull the birds so he decided to pension it off and use his $$ on hookers and blow instead. Good riddance.
 

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LOL.

That's pretty good.
 

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That'll teach you to clean your car -poke-.

Better you found that before the drug dog did during some routine traffic stop :D. I could see you trying to talk your way out of that :evil:.
 

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Hey, your car is a rescue! :up:
 

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It's a good thing I woke up early this morning to clear out my truck. Didn't want the owner to think I was a douche ;)



 

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The weirdest thing about this is that the carpets under the seats were covered in cat hair - like enough to make a complete cat. How the hell does that happen????????
 

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Yo!

Hey, that's my car!

I wondered who the hell bought it. Only chicks who dug my ride were way too fat to get in. WTF!! :mad:

Damn, dude, I want my CD back.

Keep looking, there's pink thong in that car somewhere. :nanner: I want that back too.

Thanks, bro.






j/k :D

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The weirdest thing about this is that the carpets under the seats were covered in cat hair - like enough to make a complete cat. How the hell does that happen????????
Lots of pussy cats in the car?
 

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rotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotfl

Sorry you lost your thong, you looked great in it at the last autox, maybe a little cold :panic:



Hey, that's my car!

I wondered who the hell bought it. Only chicks who dug my ride were way too fat to get in. WTF!! :mad:

Damn, dude, I want my CD back.

Keep looking, there's pink thong in that car somewhere. :nanner: I want that back too.

Thanks, bro.






j/k :D

Regards,
Wayne
 

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In all seriousness, didn't that hollisterdout cat have a chrome orange car? All of the above articles seem to be appropriate for a guy like him.
 

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awesome finds. LOL
 

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Buddy of mine had a rattling in the rear of his car for some time, and when he decided to pull the interior to weld in a cage, he found a 9mm, and a gram of coke. Gotta love previous owners.
 

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Yup, that's definitely a bag of yayo. :thwack:

If that car could talk I wonder what kind of stories it would tell..........



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