LOL that's really funny, very good.Dear sir,
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Believe it or not I've only had novacaine twice, at least had 20 cavaties filled without it. I hate when you drink water and an hour later and half of it drools out of your mouth.
I got a ton of cavities...from you'll never guess...Tic Tacs! I used to smoke alot and work in an office enviroment so I sucked on Tic Tacs often to help with the smell. They did a number on my teeth, so similiar to Josh I have (had?) many.TWENTY cavities? I never brush my teeth and I haven't had a cavity for 12 years...
Lay off the sweets!