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Not sure if this has been posted before, but it's pretty amusing -- a site dedicated to beaterz and ricers: beaterz.com

When you get there, click on "REVIEWS". The Ricers are pretty funny. #14 is a personal fave. #13 contains this ode to a ricer, inspired by a car with a Speed Racer sticker:

Here he comes, here comes Speed Ricer
He's a poser on wheels
He's a poser and he's gonna be working at the Quick-Lube
He's gaining on you so you better learn to drive
With just one wiper If it rains he won't survive
And when the lights are against him will his brakes work for you
You bet your life Speed Ricer will drive right through
Go Speed Ricer, Go Speed Ricer, Go Speed Ricer, Go!

He's off and flying as he drives his car to the mall
He wants to buy some decals, he has to have them all
Embarrassment is waiting just ahead!
Go Speed Ricer, Go Speed Ricer, Go Speed Ricer, Go!
 

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I've seen the BMW Nightmare page before. I find it entertaining. Recently I've seen a few E46 330's that were modified to look like M3's. The only change was the M3 fender and fake badge on the rear. Poor cars. Damn ownerz!:evil: Well, at least the cars and we know what they really are.
 
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