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Since the Forum is getting more and more explicit about asking questions as the fever grows...! ;)

What is your credit card number and expiration date?
What is your blood type?
How much can I finance if I trade in a 77' Fiat with low tire pressures?
How often DO you use Cialis/Viagra/Levitra/Supermembra a week?
Do you pay more attention each day to the Elise than to your spouse?

Sorry...couldn't resist...I'll behave now...

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X000000101 said:
Since the Forum is getting more and more explicit about asking questions as the fever grows...! ;)

1 What is your credit card number and expiration date?
... 2.exp 04/25/1999

2 What is your blood type?
red (though on sunday morn sometimes I'm not sure

3 How much can I finance if I trade in a 77' Fiat with low tire pressures?
...not enough

4 How often DO you use Cialis/Viagra/Levitra/Supermembra a week?
3,293 (is that a prim nr?)

5 Do you pay more attention each day to the Elise than to your spouse?
see number 4


Sorry...couldn't resist...I'll behave now...


Me too,:D
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Dave,

1) 9876-54321-abdc-wxyz 13/2050
2) scarlet
3) Depends, is it running and smoking or only smoking?
4) You're not supposed to eat them like tic tacs?
5) So it was wrong to yell out "Elise, I'm there!" during intimate time with my fiancée after I eat all those tic tacs?

Oh behave baby, YEAH!!!

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That's scary that more than one person was thinking the same things I was.:huh:

Oh, they better deliver these cars soon or there is going to be a whole bunch of us who need immediate psychiatric attention!

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Oh, they better deliver these cars soon or there is going to be a whole bunch of us who need immediate psychiatric attention!
Before you buy an Elise, you really needed to understand one thing from the very beginning.

Anyone who buys a Lotus is in dire need of psychiatric care. rotfl

Bottom line, is you have to be nuts to own a Lotus - I've owned mine for nearly 30 years...:crazyeyes

Welcome to the club...:wave:

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TimMullen said:
Before you buy an Elise, you really needed to understand one thing from the very beginning.

Anyone who buys a Lotus is in dire need of psychiatric care. rotfl

Bottom line, is you have to be nuts to own a Lotus - I've owned mine for nearly 30 years...

Welcome to the club...:wave:

Tim Mullen
See question in my sig :crazyeyes:
I suspect that it very strongly applies to Elise as well.
 

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Last time I checked my blood type was Ardent Red...
 
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