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So,

Imagine you wanted to put a sticker on your Lotus to say something funny. What stickers could you come up with that aren't nasty but would be a really bad idea anyway.

Here is mine:

"My car is faster than your Harley"

rotfl

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"Do not touch"

"Keep back 500 feet"
 

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A window sticker that says:

Who makes it? Lotus
Is it a Ford ? no
Does it have a V8? no
How fast does it go? 150
Does it cost $100,000 ? no
 

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My other ride is your mom
 

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"This side up"
"My other car is a kit car"
"Hand built by turnip farmers"
 

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"Will race for money"
 

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Elise is flamboyant enough on its own. I don't think you should have stickers which brag about it being fast or expensive (espescially since it is neither in absolute terms).
 

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Aschen, the point was funny stickers that you wouldn't put on your Elise/Exige.

Also, they are fast. Probably 5% or lower of actual production cars are quicker.

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One not to put on would be a Calvin peeing on "McLaren" or "KIA" etc.

How about a giant "Mustang horse head" sticker? I do have a John Force sticker just lying around ... Hmmm ...

I think I'll put a "Jeg's" sticker on just to solicit interesting comments. rotfl
 

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My favorite goes on the left side mirror.

"Objects in mirror appear to be losing"
 

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Aschen, the point was funny stickers that you wouldn't put on your Elise/Exige.

Also, they are fast. Probably 5% or lower of actual production cars are quicker.

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Ah I missed that point :cool:

Then im gonna go with " I challenge you to a game of chicken" across the windshield of course.....
 
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