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Only if you bring them. Even when I have a couple of dollars----chicks still avoid me like the plague.

Stipper to Lehman....."Listen buddy--a lap dance is $20 for your friend, but you it's gonna cost $50"

Hey guys and gals....it is I, the always prim and proper Lehman here.

Just wanting to tell folks in South Florida about a new HPDE club that I just signed up to run with at Homestead Motorsports Park on May 9th.

The guys behind this club are long time South Florida autocrossers and Motorsports lovers.

They are my friends. (maybe they should be pickier about who they hang out with ?)

Great people...........

Go and have fun..............see you there........

These guys let me use the mic at our autox events...imagine what my friends will let me do out there....(just don't tell my wife)



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This sounds like that golf tournament they had a while back where there was a tent at every hole, and you could get a lapdance (and more) there. I think it was shut down by police.

We had jokingly called the tournament; "The Nineteenth Hole" ;)


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