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The new series is called "The Dubai Habibis."

Here's the intro credits song:

Come and listen to a story bout this man, Ahmed,
A poor Jihadist, barely kept his family fed.
Well, then one day, he was shootin at some Jews,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude!

Oil that is: black gold, "Alhamdulillah!"

Well the first thing you know, Ahmed's a billionaire.
His habibi said, "Majnun, hada la'a khair!!!"
That's Arabic for "Dumbass! This ain't the place to be!"
So they loaded up their guns and they moved to UAE!

Dubai, that is. swimming pools (the size of a lake), movie stars (for sale on the black market)

The Dubai Habibis!!!
 

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Well, the Jews shot back and they got Ahmed,

Shot him in the middle of his little scrawny head,

His family left Dubai and moved to 'ol Iran,

Now they get to go NUCLEAR as soon as they can!



"The Irani Habibis!"
 

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Well, the Jews shot back and they got Ahmed,

Shot him in the middle of his little scrawny head,

His family left Dubai and moved to 'ol Iran,

Now they get to go NUCLEAR as soon as they can!



"The Irani Habibis!"
Well, the Jews shot back and they got Ahmed,

Shot him in the middle of his little scrawny head,

His family left Dubai and moved to 'ol Iran,

The Persians don't like Arabs sent them back from wence they came!



"The Irani Habibis!"
 

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here is that picture of my new puppy i promised you guys.
thanks for waiting.
anyone want to guess its name?
now be nice to the poor dogrotfl
 
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