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This is pretty funny. It does whatever you tell it to.

Tell it to turn off the lights, fart, jump, etc and it will do it

However it will scold you if you tell it to do something bad


Subserviant Chicken
 

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WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F* WAS THAT?

It's sponsored by Burger King? Are they putting LSD in their chicken sandwiches now?


Tell it to disco. :)
 

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Tell it to "Go to Burger King" and it gives you a thumbs up!

If you say go to McDonald's it doesnt do anything:confused:
 

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OneFastMiata said:
I asked it "where's my lotus" it just pointed to the left.
Maybe thats where the port is!

If you ask it to either build my lotus or make my lotus (I forget which) its takes all of the cushions off of the couch and it looks like it is trying to make something, and then it puts them all back.

I tried to get it to break the TV and it just looked at it, and when I said Attack the cameraman, it stuck its face in the camera.
 

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Tell it to watch the Sopranos and see what it does

Also if you really hate it, tell it to die!
 

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I asked it to do some things I can't repeat here because this is a family site....it comes up to the camera and waves its finger saying "no, no, no"
 

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PS - the site is created in Flash, with a backend of java or some other server-side programming language that plugs into a database of acceptible commands. When you type in a command, it searches for the associated movieClip sequence, and tells Flash to load that clip. If it doesn't recognize the command, it just sits there bouncing around, playing random "interval" clips.
 
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