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10) This car/company isn't for you go buy an S2000
9) Haha silly goose, all cars are supposed to idle wierdly the first 1000 miles.
8) It's a handmade car.
7) They've always been like this. Suck it up.
6) This is the first model year for the Elise in the US market.
5) They didn't know so many people were gonna order LSS, besides it's the wheel manufacturer's fault.
4) It's the dollar/pound exchange rate.
3) It's the shipping company's fault.
2) It's first and foremost an engineering company not a marketing/communications powerhouse.
1) They're a small wee bit company.

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Rowan, you need to drink some more cool-aid:D
 

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So am I:D :D

Killing time waiting for my Elise:cool:
 

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I'll use my own excuse. It's a great car.
 

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huggy bear said:
10) This car/company isn't for you go buy an S2000
9) Haha silly goose, all cars are supposed to idle wierdly the first 1000 miles.
8) It's a handmade car.
7) They've always been like this. Suck it up.
6) This is the first model year for the Elise in the US market.
5) They didn't know so many people were gonna order LSS, besides it's the wheel manufacturer's fault.
4) It's the dollar/pound exchange rate.
3) It's the shipping company's fault.
2) It's first and foremost an engineering company not a marketing/communications powerhouse.
1) They're a small wee bit company.

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You forgot the REAL number 1 as of this week...

"By paying $945 more... you're actually saving money!"
 

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Re: Re: Top Ten Excuses Lotus Fanatics Use to Defend Lotus Screw Ups

MikeAR303 said:
You forgot the REAL number 1 as of this week...

"By paying $945 more... you're actually saving money!"
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Re: Re: Top Ten Excuses Lotus Fanatics Use to Defend Lotus Screw Ups

MikeAR303 said:
You forgot the REAL number 1 as of this week...

"By paying $945 more... you're actually saving money!"
True:)
 

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If you really want an Elise, remember this acronym, it will serve you well:

TADTS - They all do that, sir

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Not as funny as some of the others, but I sure hear it a lot:

"They did it that way to save weight"

Jim
 
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