[Moto44]

Top ten reasons why Moto44 should be elected moderator:

10. I pledge to entice more ladies to become members by telling them there of lots of rich, single men here with extremely expensive exotic cars. :coolnana:

9. I pledge to routinely ban a single person from LotusTalk each week. Every organization of this size has some dead weight that needs trimming. :thwack:

9 1/2. Upon being elected, I pledge to immediately rid this site of the evil Dr. Slaughter once and for all. As evidence:
http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f68/time-moto44-has-gone-too-far-57105/

8. The plural of Lotus can be whatever you darned well want it to be.

7. Moderators and admins who don’t own a Lotus shall be demoted to members-at-large.

6. Every member of LotusTalk will be required to post a mug shot of themself. And, only moderators will be allowed to alter these photos in any way (any way we like ).

5. Every member of LotusTalk will be given a grace period of one year to provide proof of a motorcycle license or face censure. You’ve been driving around with those training wheels for long enough now. Tough love.

4. Anybody who thinks that the plane won’t fly will be banished from the site until they understand why they are mistaken.
http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f68/will-fly-19011/

3. Upon my election, moderators will hereby be referred to as “Your Excellency Who Possesses Driving Skills Of Such An Extraordinary Degree That You Inspire Awe In All Who Behold Your Most Unbelievable Talents In Every Thing You Do, Sir”.

2. Since it is against the constitution to allow nudity on this site, I pledge to organize LotusTalk trips to the strip clubs at the tax payers’ expense. :nanner:

1. I’m from Illinois. You can trust me.

 

[slaughtr]

There are two votes so far. One "Yeh", I wonder who that could be.:shrug:

One "Ban Him". I think we all know who that is.:coolnana:

 

[RacyTracy]

If this is a Chicago-style election.....you don't vote, you bribe the current moderators.

 

[Moto44]

If this is a Chicago-style election.....you don't vote, you bribe the current moderators.

PM sent.

 

[Spudboy]

Sorry, the very fact you created this poll show's you're unfit to be a mod.

 

[Moto44]

Sorry, the very fact you created this poll show's you're unfit to be a mod.

What? This job requires scruples? :shrug:

 

[slaughtr]

If this is a Chicago-style election.....you don't vote, you bribe the current moderators.

Tracy,
Are you saying you f**king what something for this f**king postion?

 

[RacyTracy]

Tracy,
Are you saying you f**king what something for this f**king postion?

I have to try to recoup some of what I had to pay Randy.

 

[slaughtr]

I like how Todd pulled a typical politician trick. He put "Vote For Me" on his poster covering himself up and let us see the picture of (the pre-tubbo) Jessica Simpson. Nice work, Toddlers. Sex sells, I guess.

 

[RacyTracy]

Hmmmmmmm, what could I change the title of this thread to......... :shrug:

 

[Moto44]

I like how Todd pulled a typical politician trick. He put "Vote For Me" on his poster covering himself up

Hey! It's clear as can be. The text is placed properly over the candidate.

 

[MattG]

Moto, be careful what you wish for, lest it come true!

 

[Moto44]

Hmmmmmmm, what could I change the title of this thread to......... :shrug:

Hey, hey, hey! Let's not get excited. That was just my first offer. Check to see if my latest PM works for you.

 

[slaughtr]

Hey, hey, hey! Let's not get excited. That was just my first offer. Check to see if my latest PM works for you.

Tracy, whatever Todd offers you, I'll double it to ban him.

 

[Moto44]

Moto, be careful what you wish for, lest it come true!

As a former insider, I trust you can confirm that the conspiracy theories are correct.

 

[MattG]

As a former insider, I trust you can confirm that the conspiracy theories are correct.

If I spoke, I'd have to forfeit the millions they're paying me to keep quiet.

 

[Moto44]

Understood.

 

[MightyMike]

Recommend that you change the reason to read...

9. I pledge to routinely AND RANDOMLY ban a single person from LotusTalk each week. Every organization of this size has some dead weight that needs trimming.

 

[Moto44]

Recommend that you change the reason to read...I pledge to routinely AND RANDOMLY ban a single person from LotusTalk each week.

Sounds like good sport! I just can't figure out how I'm going to benefit [profit] from a random banning. :shrug:

 

[mikester]

TADTS

What the hell, why not ?