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So I'm driving along behind Charco on 81 when I see this roadrunner walkin along side the road.
He looked like he wanted to cross the road but when He saw me he stopped, folded his wings behind his back and gave me his side.
A CLEAR SIGN HE WOULD ALLOW ME TO PASS!!!!
So I take my foot off the brake to proceed.
Suddenly this a$$hole, whose lookin over his shoulder, darts right out in front of me and with his enormous jaws proceeds to rip the front grille out of my Elise at nearly 100 mph.:evil:
He does this "matrix" leaning back thing and kicks the under tray as I pass over him.
He lost his footing and got rolled, I saw him in the micro mirror behind me.
So I stopped, got out and ran back there where He was still trying to gather his marbles.:crazyeyes
As I approached him, Front grille still in his beak, He starts talking trash.
-eek-
I got close and grabbed a wing. He swung the grille at me, and it was on.
After about 35 minutes of melee I had stomped a mud hole in his a$$.
Needless to say all the comotion drew a crowd. They were very unhappy see their hometown hero takin such a brutal beatdown.
They started throwin cans and things. they kept uttering wierd sounds that can only be described as BOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh yea! It was like out of some freaky horrorschau.
I grabbed my grille and fled to my car, and Immediately started rackin up some gone between me and that place.
I've never had anything against road runners before. In fact, I've been friends with every road runner I've ever met.
But this guy was such an as$hole:sad: GAHHHHH I hate all you F#*%in roadrunners. :huh:
DIE!!
ROADRUNNERS
DIE! DIE! DIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI!!!!
I'll kill you allll muther F#*%ers!:evil::evil::evil:
He looked like he wanted to cross the road but when He saw me he stopped, folded his wings behind his back and gave me his side.
A CLEAR SIGN HE WOULD ALLOW ME TO PASS!!!!
So I take my foot off the brake to proceed.
Suddenly this a$$hole, whose lookin over his shoulder, darts right out in front of me and with his enormous jaws proceeds to rip the front grille out of my Elise at nearly 100 mph.:evil:
He does this "matrix" leaning back thing and kicks the under tray as I pass over him.
He lost his footing and got rolled, I saw him in the micro mirror behind me.
So I stopped, got out and ran back there where He was still trying to gather his marbles.:crazyeyes
As I approached him, Front grille still in his beak, He starts talking trash.
-eek-
I got close and grabbed a wing. He swung the grille at me, and it was on.
After about 35 minutes of melee I had stomped a mud hole in his a$$.
Needless to say all the comotion drew a crowd. They were very unhappy see their hometown hero takin such a brutal beatdown.
They started throwin cans and things. they kept uttering wierd sounds that can only be described as BOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh yea! It was like out of some freaky horrorschau.
I grabbed my grille and fled to my car, and Immediately started rackin up some gone between me and that place.
I've never had anything against road runners before. In fact, I've been friends with every road runner I've ever met.
But this guy was such an as$hole:sad: GAHHHHH I hate all you F#*%in roadrunners. :huh:
DIE!!
ROADRUNNERS
DIE! DIE! DIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI!!!!
I'll kill you allll muther F#*%ers!:evil::evil::evil: