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I want a ****ing car... right ****ing now!

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In case you're looking for more...

-Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
-Yes.
-How may I help you?
-You can start by wiping that ****ing dumbass smile off your rosy ****ing cheeks. Then you can give me a ****ing automobile. A ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick. Four ****ing wheels and a seat!
-I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
-And I REALLY don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing...runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car right...****ing...now!
-May I see your rental agreement?
-I threw it away.
-Oh boy.
-Oh boy what?
-You're ****ed.
 

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jdl8r said:
I want a ****ing car... right ****ing now!-You can start by wiping that ****ing dumbass smile off your rosy ****ing cheeks. Then you can give me a ****ing automobile. A ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick. Four ****ing wheels and a seat!
From another great movie--

"My God, it's full of stars"

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jdl8r said:
oh yes... one of the greatest quotes of all time!
No offence but this is IMHO is the greatest quote of all time:

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
 

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Greatest?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 

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Now, offer me money.

Yes.

Power too. Promise me that.

All that I have and more. Please...

Offer me everything I ask for.

Any thing you want.

I want my Elise, you son of a bitch.
 
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