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How would she know?
Has she had a porn addiction before?

What does a 'porn addiction' mean anyway?
Someone who likes it more than you do?
 

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Maybe she meant it is worse than his other addiction which is to porn :p



Good porn > LT
Hmmm, I'll take Saturday nite Cinemax or a new edition of Cathouse over LT anytime.

Sorry fellas. It's just evolution talking. :p
 

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Gotta love those porn 'actresses'.


Pornstar1: I think something's biting me!!

Pornstar2: Where?! WHERE?! (yelps)

Pornstar1: Between my LEGS!!! HELP!

Pornstar2: (starts taking her clothes off and pornstar1's clothes off and proceeds to go down on pornstar1 with no real sense of urgency)

Then they put their clothes back on, act like nothing happened, and continue pursuing whatever dumb plot the writers created.
 

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153 posts in a year is not an Lotus Talk addiction.

Now, Bavarian Motorist, he needs to seek help -poke-
 

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I got the speech today about my internet usage...tell her it could be worse you could be into Subaru's this site is quite compared to those forums.
 

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A well rounded internet experience should include a mild addiction to both LotusTalk AND porn.

xtn
 

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I vote temporary ban for you.



My GF gets annoyed whenever I do something that's not focused on her (attention whore) so she complains even when I am taking a crap for too long.
No offense BM, but I didn't think you could have a girlfriend or a job with the amount of posts you make. I was starting to think this was the BMtalk website.
But seriously guys I know what you are talking about. They should understand that we have a hobby.
 

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At least porn is cheap. LotusTalk makes me buy wonderful things.
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No offense BM, but I didn't think you could have a girlfriend or a job with the amount of posts you make. I was starting to think this was the BMtalk website.
But seriously guys I know what you are talking about. They should understand that we have a hobby.

I work online :up:


And since we're on the topic of porn...here's a sample of my work. ****NWS*****




And since management doesn't like my porn, here's friendly yet plump animals.


ObeseBeasts | Media Rater | Home of the fattest animals on the internet!
 

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153 posts in a year is not an Lotus Talk addiction.

Now, Bavarian Motorist, he needs to seek help -poke-
Yep...anyone with over 3325 posts needs to seek help. ;) ( Ok, I qualify )... Yeah I have the same female problems ! rotfl
 
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